So, it has become quite clear that the current societal structure is about to crumble, leaving us in anarchy.

What do you hope your new job will be?  I’m hoping something like a court jester or storyteller.  Like the King will call me to the dinner table, where they feast on those giant turkey legs they have at amusement parks, and I’ll tell them about heroic knights and goblins.

Yours?  Are you planning to start training for it?