I was picking up some Arby’s and the lady, when she took my money, called me “Sir.”
This struck me as odd because why would they assume that I’m a knight? I mean, it seems much more likely someone eating at Arby’s would… just be some hungry dude. I doubt Bill Gates picks up Arby’s very often. Even if he likes Arby’s, he probably has someone to do that for him. Like most knights. Then again if like Elton John pulled through and they didn’t call him sir, he might get mad.