Here are the latest events in my life:

– I am being moved into an office, from my former cube.
– Aliens have abducted a developer on my team and replaced him with a guy who actually wants to fix bugs
– Ghosts exist and are present in the building I work in. They make that generic ghost “ooooOOOoooo” sound.
– There is a cat that lives in the vents of the floor I work on. It may or may not be a ghost cat (see above).