Today I will feature what is known as a “compliment sandwich.” A compliment sandwich is a compliment, followed by a criticism, then topped off with yet another compliment.

The subject of today’s compliment sandwich is the movie “Mission Impossible: III”

Compliment: “Morpheus” and “Shaun of the Dead” were very good and entertaining
Criticism: Mission Impossible III was absurd and predictable, along with generally terrible in every way
Compliment: The dog at the beginning reminded me of snoopy, and it made me smile.

Those of you that did not believe me when I claimed it the first time will now have to admit that Tom Cruise is not human. In one scene he runs hunched over like a puppet on strings. He’s quite obviously a robot an android.