Yesterday I went to play tennis (this generally consisted of me either [1] missing the ball [2] hitting the ball sideways defying physics or [3] getting hit by the ball). Off to the side of the court were 3 or 4 very skinny nerdy looking people beating each other up. I was worried at first, but I realized they had gloves and appeared to be in some small and unathletic fight club.

How 1999.

At least I was able to find yet another activity I’m terrible at (the tennis that is — I didn’t join the fight club).