So my last entry was titled “at least you still have one leg left” — less than a week later I sprained my ankle and had to be immobile for a day, followed by general purpleness of the foot.

The weird thing was I couldn’t think of a title, so I just typed random gibberish and for some reason felt compelled to keep the first thing I typed, which was that.

I am all-seeing.

My next prediction: “fish carry liquid licorice.”

Hmmm, it’s so deep I wonder what it could mean!