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I appear to be out of clever little stories.
This is a problem because I noticed I’m on quite a little update streak.
In the next few weeks, I have scheduled a camping trip (that I’m starting to not want to go on), a trip to cedar point (that I’m starting to not want to go on), and a flight then drive back from Washington.
Oh yeah, and then school starts.
I certainly do not want to go back to school. But at the same time I do not like honest working at all.
I’m going to take a cue from my chair and become a pimp.
Or, hey, I can make overpriced chairs.
Around the corner there was a man giving out a new (maybe, could have been around for years for all I know) beverage called “VitaminWater.” I snagged their “Energy” variety.
I was looking over their crappy website and realized why. Despite tasting like lightly flavored water (say, the complete opposite of a red bull), it has caffene, guarana, and some ginseng packed in for good measure.
Someone at this company must have realized they’ve packed in enough energy to kill a small bear cub, so they threw in some vitamins and try to sell it off as healthy.
In fact, it’s only sold at health food stores (meaning I’ll, sadly, probably never have another bottle).