The chair I am sitting in costs, roughly, $1300.

Proudly displayed on the manufacturer’s website is the statement that the chair can pay for itself in 7 days.

Unless this chair, after work, goes out and turns tricks, I don’t think there’s much chance of that happening. Come to think of it, even if it is turning tricks, where’s my cut?

Maybe it goes out “slinging rock.” I don’t know if I approve of a seating device selling drugs. Not to our nation’s children.

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