Bubbles the cat and his dog 'meow'
                                  Episode 2
                              Fun Ways to Kill

                           written Freshman year
                               by Jim Reardon



                                  SCENE 1:
                             What's that word?

Bubbles: Hey.  Hey meow.  Uh uh.  Hey.  You know.  You wonder.  Ever.  Like
what.  You know.  Like potasium cyanide.  Like.  What it is?
Meow: Potasium cyanide is a harmful <takes bite of burrito> mmfphmmphhmmmmm.
Bubbles: Heh.  Heh.  That's.  Like.  That's like what I thought.  Like.
Meow: This burrito is good! <Takes another bite>
Bubbles: Like.  Do you.  Like.  You know.  Like the sauce?
Meow: Mmfphmm <takes another bite>.
Bubbles: Like.  You know that potasium stuff?  Well.  Like that's cool you
know.  Cool.
Meow: Not really.  <Takes a bite> Mm.  Mmmm.  Putuewee!  <Spits out burrito>.
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY BURRITO?
Bubbles: Like.  You know.  Meat, sauce, cheese, poison.
Meow: WHAT?! <Drops dead>
Bubbles: Hehe.  That was nifty.


                                  SCENE 2:
                              Fine Literature

Meow: Due to a contract fault, I have been granted a whole scene to myself.

Meow: We now look at the best classics of literature.  First is OmJeo &
Ruleet.  Oh wait.  Jomeo & Rule-et.  Oh, I can't concentrate!  <Takes axe
out of brain>

Meow: There, that's better.

Bubbles: <Enter> Heh.  Watch this.  It'll be cool.

Meow: Now, Romeo & Juliet.

Bubbles: <Takes firecracker, puts it in Meow's mouth, lights it>

Meow: This seems to be a terrible situation for me.

Stage Directions: Bomb explodes, little bits of cats everywhere.

Meow: <Singing>         Bombing, bombing, bombing
                        bombing on my mind
                        Bombing kitty-witty
                        and anything I can find.

                        I like blowing up things,
                        because it's fun.
                        Bombing, bombing, bombing,
                        bombing on my mind.

[note - I find this kinda ironic today (10/20/97) as a couple of my former
 friends from this time period are under suspect of a bombing crime...]


                                  SCENE 3:
                             Mail 'em to Waco

Bubbles: Heh.  Like.  Heh.  If.  Like.  You know.  Like.  Cults.  Like.  Accept
you know.  Like dogs.  Did you ever like.  Wonder?

Meow: Me thinks me better leave.

Bubbles: No mister dog.  Here.  Hold stamp.  Heh.  Let's see.  Like.  Heh.
If.  Like.  They accept.  Like.  Dogs.

Meow: <Takes stamp>

Bubbles: Wait.  Let's.  Like.  Use.  You know.  UPS.

Meow: <Exits.  Taken by UPS man>

Bubbles:        Mailing mailing mailing
                mailing on my mind
                so now me go
                me go mail.

[note - oh those innocent and care-free days before the UPS strike...]