Bubbles the cat and his dog 'meow'
                                  Episode 1
                           Death-Wish Incarnate

                           written Freshman year
                               by Jim Reardon



                                  SCENE 1:
                         Kill the dog off the show

Bubbles: Lets go burn things
Meow: No, burning, the process of rapid oxidation, is rather dangerous and
harmful not only to the burning item, which would end up being me, and the
environment.
Bubbles: Heh heh.  Cool.

Stage Directions: Bubbles sets meow on fire.

Bubbles: Hey look!  I'm Butt-Head!  Flames, flames, flames.

Bubbles (In Song):      Fire fire fire
                        fire on my mind
                        Now I have to find
                        something else to burn

                        Me doggie burn well
                        and that's real swell
                        Fire fire fire
                        Fire on my mind.

Meow: Help me!
Bubbles: That was cool!



                                  SCENE 2:
                                Eat the dog

Bubbles: Hungry.  Need junk food.
Meow: (Wiping off black ashes) I don't know why I'm telling you this but
junk food is bad for your health.  You need meat.
Bubbles: Meat?
Meow: Yes.  Meat.
Bubbles (staring and drooling at meow): Dog meat.
Meow: Yes, dog is meat.
Bubbles: You dog.
Meow: <Gulp>
Bubbles: Bubbles eat you now.

Stage Directions: Bubbles eats meow.

                                  SCENE 3:
                            Dump Dog off Cliff

Bubbles <Licking Lips>: Bungee
Meow: What?
Bubbles: Bungee J-J-J
Meow: Spit it OUT old chap!
Bubbles: Bungee Jump!
Meow: But sir, bungee jumping is rather dangerous.  Many deaths have occured!
Bubbles: Go.

Stage Directions: Leave House.  Cut to big, steep cliff.

Bubbles: Meow go first.
Meow: But sir!
Bubbles: No cord.
Meow: Heh heh.

Stage Directions: Bubbles throws Meow off cliff.

Bubbles: Reminds me.  Song 'Falling in love'.  Except ground is love.  Cool.

Bubbles <singing>:      Falling falling falling
                        falling on my brain
                        Must find thing to throw
                        so I must go.

                        I'll see you tomorrow,
                        with my doggey meow.
                        Falling falling falling
                        falling on my brain.