The Big Ugly Green Monster From Tokyo
                          written in the 5th grade
                             by "Jimmy" Reardon

        You may have heard the story about the big ugly green monster that
invaded tokyo.  But did you know it once invaded the United States?
        In florida, every thing was fine.  It was near the end of the 70's,
and all was good.  Until the 27th of october.  The Big Ugly Green Monster From
Tokyo had been spotted.  People ran for cover.  Houses were destroyed.  As it
turned out, he got awoken by a cow.  However, that's not the point.  He
wrecked, and wrecked, and wrecked some more.  Until finaly, Super Flea showed
up.  However, that's not the point.  He could breath fire to chicago, which
started one of the great chicago fires.  However, that's not the point.  He
was taller than the Sears Tower.  Fatter then a sumo wrestler.  However, thats
not the point.  He had three small ugly green monster from Tokyo kids.  However,
that's not the point.  You may ask yourself, what is the point of this story?
If it's not how he got awoke, or who stopped him, or how much he wrecked, or
how far he could breathe fire, or how fat and tall he was, or how many kids
he had.  Well, of course, the point is WE SHOULD OF BOMBED THE JAPANEESE
BECAUSE OF THE BIG UGLY GREEN MONSTER FROM TOKYO!

The End

MORAL: Nothing goes unforgotten.