The Day After The Year 3000 written in the 5th grade by "Jimmy" Reardon I was messing around with some gadgets one day. Then, all the sudden, a cow appeared! It said that he got warped there by my machine. He said he wanted to go home and got mad. So I turrted the kinootic valve and tightened the cadaber valve. Then, me and the cow were gone! Suddenly, I was in a world of cows! I asked the nearest cow, thank goodness they spoke english, where I was. He told me it was the day after 3000. I also asked him where the humans were. The cow said they all left except the scientist on the hill. He was the reason they could read and write english. But then, after we could, all the humans disapeared. More cows began to appear, and we became dominate species. I quickly went to the scientists office. When I got there, he pulled out a strange gun. Then, he shot me! When I woke up, I didn't feel the same. I looked in a mirror. I WAS A COW! Oh, moo, I thought. Now how can I turn back to a human and get back home? I went to the scientist. He shot me again, and I awoke in a strange small island. The island had three boxes and many fruit bearing trees. I checked in the boxes and saw hundreds of candy bars! In the other box, there were thousands of stakes. In the other box, hunting tools were in there. I saw that I was a human again. I must get a kinootic valve and 3 cow pipes. I also needed a cadaber valve. But where? Hey I could build a raft and dig on that abandoned mine for metal. Then, I pulled some matches out, I could mold it with a fire and make a machine. I quickly built a raft with the boxes and went to the mine. But when I got there, I noticed that it wasn't a mine, but a huge pile of cow food! And over the cow feed I saw a labritory, and by it hundreds of humans. I found them all! I asked them how they got here and they said that a man took them and turned them to cows. When he found out we still had our memories, he turned us back and put us here. Were trying to make a machine that can change cows to humans. We've been fighting cow to human for years. Me myself have been a cow 25 times. Now, our main scientist died and we can't build a cow changer. Can you make one? We have everything kinootic valves, iron mike pistons, cow levers, leather, cadaber valves, and metal here, look. We found this in the evil professor's lab. It seems to be a instruction manual to a gun of some sort. Maybe we can kill the scientist and get is human changer. Then I asked why the doctor wants cows to rule the earth. They said he used to be a cow and got changed to a human. But the scientist that changed him had a very different ray. Ours don't work on him. We can't change him back. So he wants to see cows rule. His gun doesn't work that well. Every so often it lets a person keep it's memory. He changes them back to humans. But when he does, it transports us here. Now we want to get humans back to dominat species. I began to wonder, then I asked if we were on earth. The human said yes, and the cows have taken over every where. The cow said he would give me a hundred kinootic valves for free. I said ok and I would try. I put two kinootic valves on a cow sheet metal and attached a iron mike piston. Then I put in 5 sheet metal plates and attached a horse pocket. After that I pushed the cow level lever. After tying the fooio rope, I cast the cow cowisip cowhormnog. After that I attached a iron mike piston to a kinootie valve. When I looked at it, it looked lifeless, like a TV. When I twisted a peeler knob, it's screen lit up, and on the screen appeared a wierd looking cow shape. But instead of mooing, he said the ancient myth of cows. It was made by the old greeks, and was said to be of no importance to the world. At the end, it said something about the myth. If you took the first two letters of each word, it would say how to turn a cow to a human. When the cow saw this, he noticed it was the kind the old scientist used to change the new scientist to a human. Then I got a brilliant idea. If we changed him back, maybe he would let us change the cows back to humans. But we don't have a copy of the Myth of Cows I thought. Maybe the cow museum would have a copy of it. Then I said we should go there and write the items we needed. So we went to the museum and wrote down the items we needed. I also wrote the myth down because it was quite interesting. It went something like, one day, our moo cows will be brought up, to human standards. The man who changes us will be a great person, knows all and a former cow. He is a human now, and will forever be unless the great power, a human, comes up and will change him to a cow again. He will save all humans, the day after 3000. Then, when the human is done, he will dissappear with no evidence but his other machine, his hunk of metal. One cow shall play with it and dissapear, to where ever the human went. Beware, cows of the future. The scientist will not die. I wrote down what we needed and got it together. I tightened the heon valve and the heheth pipe. When I pushed the button and went to the scientist's lab. But nothing happened. When I pulled the lever, nothing happened. When I smooted the smootier I saw a strange light. It bounced off the metal cow design and hit the wookid dookid. It reflected of the zingadinger and hit a horse. When it hit the horse, nothing happened. I looked at the horse, and noticed the hairs of the horse were slowly changing to part human hairs and part cow hairs. When I looked at the things it reflected off of, I noticed some cow-human hairs. I shot the gun at the scientist and when it hit him, he started changing slowly, his human hair grew white. He went bald. Then, his hair regrew white hair with black spots. Instead of yelling for help, all he could do was moo. As the transofmation continued, he got larger ears nd started to grow hooves. Then he was a cow again. He was brought back to a plain cow again. He left the labritory and graised. We all jumped for joy. Then, I built a machine to change the cows back to humans. One by one, the humans came up. The cows that were always cows stayed cows. Then, I set work on my time travle device. When it was done, I quickly was back in my right time. When I got home, I smashed my time travel device and burned the plans. THE END!